The Mulligan: 2025 Masters Champions Dinner picture awards

Last week, our producer Cam debuted a new written satire segment on our website for subscribers called “The Mulligan.” Last year, My brother and I wrote a twitter thread giving out fake awards to some of the Masters Champions, based on how they look in the picture. Without further ado, here are the 2025 Masters Champions Dinner picture awards:

Credit: The Masters

Angel Cabrera

The “shocked Fred Ridley is letting me play this week” award.

Cabrera is fresh out of jail after attempting to flee Argentina while facing assault and theft charges. He’s going to be out for blood at Augusta, literally.

Hideki Matsuyama

The “I’m extremely terrified of ex-convict Angel Cabrera so I’m going to take an extra step to the side” award.

We don’t blame you Hideki, we’d all do the same.

Dustin Johnson

The “thank god TMZ didn’t capture my double date with Tiger and Vanessa Trump last week” award.

Nick Faldo

The “largest head and biggest alpha in the room” award.

Let’s talk about how Faldo is creating his own row, big bodying himself in front of Bubba and Patrick Reed. Alpha.

Jordan Spieth

The “your local realtor that has a FOR SALE sign on every open house in your neighborhood” award.

He’s going to convince you to take this 4 bed, 3 bath home so easily and you’re going to love it.

Phil Mickelson

The “screw you Scottie, I’m the king of Augusta” award.

Phil is certainly trying to take some shine away from Scottie, standing over him front and center like a hawk. He also just lost six figures on Houston money line on Monday.

Scottie Scheffler

The “may or may not have had Fred Ridley cut my wood-fired cowboy ribeye for me” award.

Scheffler punctured his right hand while preparing dinner on Christmas, might not be healthy enough to cut through that ribeye. Good thing Augusta chairman Fred Ridley is sitting right next to him.

Tom Watson

The “why the hell did they put me in the far back” award.

Cmon Augusta National, show some respect to the honorary starter and golf legend.

Gary Player & Bernhard Langer

The “ripped an hour Peloton ride session and cold plunge right before this dinner” award.

Yup, these two might live until well past 100 with how fit they are. They are likely on that Ashton Hall morning routine, too.

Zach Johnson & Jordan Spieth

The “#BoysClub” award.

If you know, you know.

Craig Stadler

The “totally didn’t save room for dessert” award.

Stadler definitely wasn’t timid around those firecracker shrimp and cheeseburger sliders. What an absolute UNIT.

LIV minus Phil

The “Augusta is trying to blackball us by forcing us to the back row” award.

Yikes, not a good ego boost for the LIV boys.